It's time to rant and rave!

Im new to blogging, but definetely not new to ranting. That's the secret to my sanity, some would call it insanity. But thats ok!
So, here it is. My personal list of things i can do without.

1. Being a facebook/BB/WhatsApp friend does not make you anyone's soulmate/ bestest friend ever and so on. Just putting up statuses that have 'xoxo' ' u r d best' liking everything etc does not make you special. Its quite annoying to see people expressing their undying love for others over Facebook. If you want to do it, pick up the phone darling. Go meet your soulmate. Tell him/her face to face. Means a lot more, don't you think?
2. It's so not cool when your jeans do not fit you well and pretty much hang from somewhere below the waist. I understand there is low waist, anti-fit, baggy fit and all that. But i'm saying it openly -i don't want to see your underwear. If you don't have flab all over you, if you don't have to keep hitching your jeans up every 5 mins to prevent them from falling and seriously if and only if you a body to die for, well then mayb i can think of taking the risk. But otherwise, stick to the basics. Wear jeans that fit well, wear a belt, don't show off your butt crack and save us all from an early death.
3. I want to get as far away as possible when i see women driving. And i do not begrudge men when they say that 'women can't drive'. Yes there are exceptions, but not too many. Women - figure out the left side form the right side, please. Don't fidget, comb your hair, ruffle through your never ending bag - just drive. If you won't drive above 40Km/hour, then move your fat asses to the left lane and stay there. If you can't park, then you can't park. Period. Women - make a choice - drive like your supposed to or stay away from the steering wheel.
4. So, the flight has just landed - Touchdown. And even before we have taxied into our slot, mobile phones have been switched on, seat belts off, people standing, pulling out hand luggage. Arrgghhh!! whats the hurry, may i know? It will take atleast 10 to 15 minutes to get going right?  There's no changing that. So why the queue? This not a train, let me make it clear. It's a plane.There is a difference.
5. To all those who didn't know - perfumes, deos, body mist, talcom powder - all of this and more is available everywhere. So use it. If you don't have body odor - well great. Use it just because its nice to smell good. And if you do have body odor (its ok-a lot of people do), well then just do us a favour and use deo or something. Think of it as public service.
6. If you chirpy and happy in the morning, good for you. Im not and never will be. Im not a morning person so stay away. Do not send me good morning text messages, forwards with thought for the day and such shit. I can do without it. I need caffeine and silence first thing in the morning - nothing else!
7. Do not assume that everybody today is a gadget freak and understands all those so called wonderful things your so called Intelligent phones can do. Do not make it the only point of conversation in a group. Most often there will be someone (like me for eg.) who will not understand jack shit of what is being said and pretty much want to kill you.

I can go on and on, but thats it for now.